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Friday, 8 July 2011

How to give BIRTH - TIPS for HIGHLY Educated couple


I have read quite a shocking news in The Star two days ago. Here's the excerpt of the news.


Chinese Married Couple Clueless About Sex

A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported.

Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao.

However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive.

They have been married for three years.

The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”.

The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies.

My response after reading this news? --> My oh my...man!.

My husband and I were married after we both got our master degree, and two months after we were married, my husband went to Japan to pursue his doctoral degree. A year after that, I decided to pursue my doctoral degree too, here in Japan.

Thus, I would say that this Chinese couple have something similar with us in terms of education level. Although, I would not self-proclaimed our self as HIGHLY Educated person..let's just say we are Medium Educated person, OK?.


Despite having similarity in terms of education levels, we have one MAJOR difference with this couple that is I was pregnant during the second months of our wedding.


I am feeling obliged to explain to this HIGHLY educated couple that your wife wont conceived just by holding hands, kiss or even sleeping together on the same bed.

The most important thing before conceiving --> pregnant --> giving birth to a human is to have SEX. Since, both of you guys are HIGHLY EDUCATED COUPLE, I decided to give explanation in terms of biology.

In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells). - source: Wikipedia


Visually, you wont conceive --> pregnant --> giving birth to a human just by holding hands, kiss or even sleeping together on the same bed.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/25/article-1222936-06F0CA75000005DC-906_233x423.jpg sleeping03
Picture source: Daily Mail, Fiction box


Also, you wont conceive --> pregnant --> giving birth to a human by doing the action showed in this video : How to Make a Baby from Cassidy Curtis.

But, visually you might conceive --> pregnant --> giving birth to a human by doing something like shown in the below pictures.

As for further details on how to get pregnant, I would highly recommended to this highly educated couple to read more at Birth.Com.



I'm not trying to make this entry looks or sounds pornographic or such, but I just wanted to give the clearer view to the highly educated couple on how to conceive --> pregnant --> giving birth to a human


On top of that, this entry is highly related to the Ipad MSK Cabaran#1 which theme is about BIRTH (KELAHIRAN) organized by Mommy Lyna. Wish me luck, guys!.

jadi ahli shaklee


Pssssttt: “Entry ini ditulis untuk cabaran #1 iPad MySuperKids yang direviu oleh fazya nisa’

~ Thanks for reading this (^-*) ~

5 words of wisdom & comments:

Sidratul Muntaha said...

come to think...
teringat member satu batch tpi dari university lain..
kawin,but after 3 years also tak ngandung2...
last2 jumpa doctor..
#same case as above.doc terkejut sbb dua2 cam blur n tak thu kena penetrate (aku suke gile word nih time ngaji NDT: non destructive testing esp klu subject liquid dye PENETRATION) tuk conceive...
aku bile dgr mcm blur tiba2 sebabnya family akak ni sumanya subur2 belaka.
then lepas diajo oleh itu doktor,beranak byk la plak!
kalah aku!!
dia dah nak 4 dah!!

kakyong said...

tak bole belah tgk video tuh... kalo ler semudah tu.. tiup tgn bini perut leh besor cam belon... ;))


dah klik :)

yatie chomeyl said...

ayu >> seriously??? hahha bab word penetrate tu teringat jugak masa belajar NDT dulu2 utk subject amalan kejuruteraan aeroangkasa :)

k/yong >> tu la, kalau gitu, hari2 nak suru ubby tiup perut gitu je lah ekekekeke

AdD said...

seriusly, still ada manusia yg xtau pasal sex? dlm keadaan dunia yg dah penuh kes buang anak n mcm2 masalah sosial melibatkan sex ni still ada manusia yg xtau pasal sex? ajaib2 agak2 diaorang 2 org tu duduk kt gua mana ek?
Anyway yatie chomeyl, gud luck... byk betul entry yg awk buat utk cabaran #1 ni yer... bagus2 kumpulan C...

nur said...

HM.. NO KOMEN.. TAPI NK KOMEN JUGE..

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